A Whisper of Drug-Fuelled Threesome

This one does not tiptoe into the room. It strolls in confidently, kicks its shoes off and makes itself comfortable in the centre of the table.

A Whisper of Drug-fuelled Threesome pretends to be subtle. It is not subtle. The word “whisper” is doing some very heavy lifting here, attempting to soften a phrase that is unapologetically chaotic.

This candle is ideal for hen parties that escalate quickly. For birthdays where the cake is the least scandalous thing present. For friends who have stories that begin with “You won’t believe what happened…” and absolutely mean it.

The beauty lies in the contrast. The label screams debauchery. The scent itself is calm, balanced and entirely civilised. It burns evenly, performs beautifully and fills the room with fragrance while the name fills the room with nervous laughter.

Gift it to someone who can handle the joke. Keep it for yourself as a reminder that your home décor choices are fearless.

Features:

• Hand-poured soy wax candle

• Long-lasting burn time

• Clean, even flame

• Vegan friendly

• Reusable tin

• A scent far more stable than the storyline suggests

It whispers. It burns. It raises questions you absolutely do not intend to answer. Deny. Deny. Deny.