Soft Notes of Moron

There are people who test your patience quietly. Persistently. Repeatedly. Soft Notes of Moron is dedicated to them.

This candle honours the daily encounters that require deep breathing and careful phrasing. The moments when you nod politely while internally composing a very different response.

Perfect for desks, living rooms or anywhere tolerance is required, this candle makes an excellent gift for friends navigating workplace politics or family gatherings.

Despite its blunt title, the candle itself is elegantly composed. Hand-poured soy wax ensures a clean, even burn. The fragrance is smooth and balanced, filling the room gently without overpowering it.

Light it during meetings. Light it during calls. Light it whenever diplomacy is the only acceptable response.

Features:

• Hand-poured soy wax candle

• Over 30 hours burn time

• Clean, even flame

• Vegan friendly

• Reusable tin

• A scent far more intelligent than its name

Because patience deserves premium soy wax.