The Scent of Hairy Pie

There is something deeply British about this phrase. It feels both culinary and wildly inappropriate at the same time.

The Scent of Hairy Pie is bold, unapologetic and guaranteed to make at least one person gasp before laughing. It belongs in homes where humour is dark, tea is strong and nobody pretends to be shocked for long.

This candle thrives on double takes. It thrives on awkward pauses followed by hysterics. It thrives on the brave soul who reads it aloud without thinking.

And yet, beneath the audacious label lies a beautifully crafted soy candle. Clean burn. Smooth scent throw. No chaos in performance. All chaos confined neatly to the typography.

It makes an exceptional gift for friends who appreciate unfiltered humour. It also makes an excellent litmus test for new acquaintances. If they laugh, they stay. If they look horrified, perhaps they were never your people.

Features:

• Hand-poured soy wax candle

• Long-lasting burn time

• Clean, even flame

• Vegan friendly

• Reusable tin

• A scent far more refined than the name implies

Because nothing says “welcome to my home” quite like weaponised pastry imagery.